Allan Cole’s Blog.

If you ever wanted to learn something about yourself, you can go to the Urban Dictionary and they’ve pretty much got you all figured out. All you have to do is search for you name and WAH-LA — instant self indulgence.

Here’s what I learned about myself on Urban Dictionary:

1. Allan — A guy who is always charming people to get out of trouble. Usually very flirtatious with the females but deep down just wants a stable relationship with a chill girl. Very good-looking and quick witted.
   

   That guy is such an Allan, he got away with stealing car and got a date with three hot reporters outside the court.

2. Allan — The name for an amazing person.
   

   Wow, Allan sure is an Allan!

3. Allan — A bow legged rider who is 100% guaranteed to be better than you in every way. he is fond of squeaky brakes, stealing iPods, and showing little kids up.
   

   boy1: I just learned to 180
   boy2: Yo, i don’t care i can 180 tailwhip watch me!
   boy1: Dude don’t be such an Allan

4. Allan — ASIAN. This guy is large, asian, and friendly to people. He is a dude who makes up plans to destroy other people like post-friends. He likes video games and likes Rock, and finds himself getting his best friend girlfriends.
   

   Allan, Allan is a Taco.

   Uhhh…Allan come here! I need a new girlfriend!

5. Allan — An unusually large fellow who represents homosexuality and an odd affection for wild animals. One Allan might often lie or gather belongings so called “cool” to gain popularity yet still loathed by the public.
   

   Boy, I sure do not want to be that fat ass, Allan.

Wow, I hope everyone who reads this appreciate sarcasm.

Oh, & Happie Burfdeigh 2 me!!!